Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Haunted House Checklist

Are you curious about that strange noise you heard in the middle of the night? Worried about that unexplained sensation? Could your house be...haunted? Our handy-dandy awesome checklist will help you determine what could be behind these spoooOOooOOooky goings-on:

Do you sometimes hear footsteps and rustling, even when you are the only one in the house?

Do closed doors suddenly open or rattle the doorknob?

Are you often awakened in the middle of the night by noises such as low moaning or frenzied scurrying?

Are you often aware of another presence in the room, even when you are alone?

Do you sometimes feel a heavy weight on your chest when sleeping?

Do you sometimes return home to find that things are not as you left them, even though no one else was home?

Are there wounds on your body that you don't remember getting?

Do you have certain friends who become sick when they enter your house?

Do you often feel that you are being watched?

If you answered “yes” to three or more of these questions, you may own a cat.

Warning: Always consult a professional before assuming you own a cat. Attempts to deal with the cat yourself may be dangerous and lead to bitten toes, shredded drapes or a nasty surprise in your shoe.

1 comment:

  1. Sooooooooo true :) My cat used to try and trip me down the stairs, too. He's seventeen now; too evil to die. Very akin to a spooktastic spirit!